Bear Song (Repeat after me song, kind of…)

The other day I went up there and while up there I met a bear
The other day I went up there and while up there I met a bear (sung)
He looked at me, I looked at him, he sized down me, I sized up him
He looked at me, I looked at him, he sized down me, I sized up him (sung)
Said mister bear, you’d better run cause I can see you ain’t got no gun
Said mister bear, you’d better run cause I can see you ain’t got no gun (sung)
And so I ran away from there, but right behind, me was that bear
And so I ran away from there, but right behind, me was that bear (sung)

In front of me, there was a tree
OH GLORY BEE!
OH WHAT A TREE!
In front of me, there was a tree OH GLORY BEE! OH WHAT A TREE! (sung)
The lowest branch, was ten feet up, I’d have to jump, and test my luck
The lowest branch, was ten feet up, I’d have to jump, and test my luck (sung)
And so I jumped, into the air, but I missed that branch, oh way up there
And so I jumped, into the air, but I missed that branch, oh way up there (sung)
Now don’t you fret, and don’t you frown, cause I caught that branch, on the way back down
Now don’t you fret, and don’t you frown, cause I caught that branch, on the way back down (sung)
That is the end, there is no more, until I meet, that bear once more
That is the end, there is no more, until I meet, that bear once more (sung)